Pokémon Power · Frenzied Escape
The card has to run away.
When this Doduo retreats, the text tells you to hold the card and throw it hard because it is running away.
Warning: logic temporarily unavailable
This card does not want to be read.
It tells you to sing during an attack and throw the card when retreating. Naturally, it also refuses to stay put on this page.
When it starts running, click the card to catch it.
Doduo is waiting for the start
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The TCG’s most unruly rules
This is not an effect invented by the page.
The printed text turns a match into a small performance. This experience simply takes those absurd instructions seriously.
Attack · 30 damage
The match becomes a musical.
When Harmonize is used, the Trainer must begin to sing. While the song continues, so does the match.
The card itself says in red that it cannot be used at official tournaments. Here, the only serious rule is not to throw your phone or computer.